Dr. Banner, You Are Fucking Up

As I said yesterday, I've been hooked on watching the old Incredible Hulk series. But as I'm watching every episode of Dr. Banner wandering from town to town having to take shitty job after shitty job (handyman, janitor, freakshow handyman etc etc) to pay his rent (and for the clothes he shreds to pieces every episode), I gotta wonder...wouldn't just turning yourself into the cops be better? Yeah, so they think you killed somebody. They're after you. But wouldn't they be a little more interested in the fact that you can turn yourself into a huge green freak with a Pete Rose wig? He roams the country looking for the cure...but if you were "cured" and then they found him, just regular ol' David Banner, wouldn't he then be fucked? I think he's better off walking into the police station "hey guys, it's me...maybe I had a hand in killing so and so, but here's what happened..." and then showing them that he turns into the Hulk. People get off all the time for schizophrenia, mental illness, etc etc....what better case of such do you have other than "...oh yeah, and when I get pissed I turn into a 6'5" hulking monster who grunts like an animal and can bend steel while picking up cars...did I mention I turn green?" I mean, I would think at that point they'd be a little more curious about the fact that you are a mutant freak than if you killed somebody years ago. I don't think they're gonna throw you in the slammer; you'd probably get a PRETTY SWEET set-up while they studied you. And if you're such a scientist, wouldn't that be what you'd want anyways? Share what the gamma rays did to you? What the fuck?