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Sunday, July 06, 2008

HAPPY BIRTHDAY...

...to our best President ever!!! Enjoy your day Mr. President; we'll all enjoy your victory lap over the next few months! You've earned it!!

Blow them all out Mr. President, every one!

ALSO ON JULY 6:

1785 - The dollar is unanimously chosen as the monetary unit for the United States. 223 years later, STILL GOING STRONG!! Thank you, Mr. President!!

1893 - The small town of Pomeroy, Iowa is nearly destroyed by a tornado that kills 71 people and injures 200. Hey, guess what, people? It’s 2008 and Pomeroy is BACK! Come for the food, stay for the jazz!!!

1986 - Davis Phinney became the first American cyclist to win a road stage of the Tour de France. Dubya’s birthday, and we finally get our hands on the Tour of Freedom. Coincidence? HELLS no!

1999 - U.S. Army private Barry Winchell dies from baseball-bat injuries inflicted in his sleep the previous day by fellow soldiers for his relationship with transgendered showgirl and former Navy combat medic, Calpernia Addams. Hey, guess who else LOVES baseball? Let’s play two!

ALSO BORN TODAY

1921 - Nancy Reagan, First Lady of the United States. Over 50,000,000 voters just said "no" to President Bush in 2004. Hey, guess what? Not enough, pussies!

1937 - Ned Beatty, American actor. Whoa, whoa, Dubya, enough…we’re squealing already! You got us!! Joke’s over big guy!

1954 - Willie Randolph, former New York Mets manager. hey…Willie’s been through enough this past month.

1975 - 50 Cent, American rapper. Or, as he was known at the time Bush first took office, $4.75. Who the hell wants to hear dope rhymes from someone called that? FITTY says THANK YOU, fellow birfday boy!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. PRESIDENT!!!!! 62 more! 62 more! 62 more!
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