Upskirttin'

I know it's wrong, but surely I can't bust this kid's chops about peeping up his teacher's skirt, right? May be a bit hypocritical on my part; after all, it was I who wrote in Chapter Two of My Own Memoirs about my own upskirt delights:

First and second grade kind of blend together in my mind, probably cause I had the same teacher for both, Mrs. I-----. Who would prove to be the last TILF I ever had, unfortunately. She was also my introduction to the Golden Palace of the Himalayas – every day we’d sit on the floor around her while she read a story, and starting Day 1 I realized that a front row seat + a dress (on her) = quite the view.

I guess my only concern is that if you're gonna do such a thing, why not do it with a teacher that is, you know...somewhat attractive? Mrs. I----- circa 1978 was worth gettin busted; the teacher in that photo is not. In a word: Yeesh.

I do like the line "The 33-year-old Hotchkiss, pictured at right, examined the images and identified her legs and underwear from the previous day." What's that - "oh, yeah, those are the legs I had on yesterday." Who is this, Heather fucking Mills? Can ANYthing make sense down in Georgia until Michael Vick comes rolling back into town?