XMASTIME: A New Low, Part 1

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Friday, May 12, 2006

A New Low, Part 1

…I woke up this morning in the middle of a dream wherein I was masturbating. And WITHIN this dream I was having I was fantasizing about having sex with some chick. While beating off. Is this what it’s come to? I can’t even DREAM about fucking girls, now even when fantasizing I hafta jack off? What the fuck?!?!?!?!!!

8 comments:

BayonneMike said...: Well, it could have been worse. You could have been having that dream while "napping" at the Nest.; 3:31 PM
Anonymous said...: haha. yeah. or on a plane.; 11:04 AM
Anonymous said...: Too much Jack and not enough Jill. Try drinking a full glass of water and reading your favorite bedtime story just before you drift off. It should be pure and wholesome. Good night and sweet dreams, Prince Charming.; 11:33 AM
Anonymous said...: ummm - this has actually happened to me more than once and I am married! And have the real thing regularly. And by regularly I mean 'eyes rolled back in the head finish' every time! (I'm a woman and we all know that isn't always the case, but I'm lucky that way); 3:01 PM
Anonymous said...: luck be a lady tonight..so no credit to the patient guy on the other end?; 6:42 PM
Alex Warn said...: Try drinking a full glass of water and reading your New Trends favorite bedtime story just before you drift off. It should be pure and wholesome.; 2:12 AM
Alex Warn said...: Is this what it’s come to? Daily Post Gossips I can’t even DREAM about fucking girls, now even when fantasizing I hafta jack off?; 6:50 AM
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