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Tuesday, November 27, 2018

The White Shadow: 40 Years

The New York Post points out that 40 years ago tonight, The White Shadow premiered:
“It was very ahead of its time, man. We did so many things that were shocking, unheard of things on TV in the ’70s,” said Thomas Carter, who played authority-challenging guard James Hayward and now is one of three former Carver players to go on to successful careers as Hollywood directors. “I really liked that the show from the start didn’t want to be simply a show about basketball, but was going to be daring and ambitious enough to try and say important things and make a difference.
“It really made you think about where these kids, many of them African-American, really live. What kind of things do they have to deal with every day? What are the consequences, what are the costs, of their environment? So much of it, I don’t remember it being done before anywhere on television.
“Honestly,” he added, “groundbreaking really isn’t a strong enough word to describe it.”
I've blathered about how much I love this show several times throughout the years, including this gem:
One funny thing about the cast is no matter how many times I watch the show, maybe twice a day, I still can’t get the fucking names of the core group of 4 or so black guys straight. Call me a racist, but other than Coolidge I have no idea who’s who when coach is shouting out “Heyward! Thorpe! Jackson! Reese!” My only defense here is that a while back in this post I said the same about Hoosiers, so…apparently no matter what color you are - if you put on some tight shorts and run around a basketball court with a coupla other half-naked guys, my mind goes blank and I can’t remember your name.

State du Moi

The office tv being switched from CNN around the clock to the Hallmark Channel means asking yourself wait why the fuck was this not already so?

A Good Question.

Are the best 7 words in the English language, "Him? Oh no, he's not my boyfriend."

Still Working On It.


Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Thoughts. I Have Them.

Seems pretty ridiculous that in 2018 the # hasn’t made it onto the first set of special character options.

Thoughts. I Have Them.

This is a curiously available website. 

Honestly, People

In all seriousness I can’t believe nobody’s made the connection about where as a nation we’ve seen Trump’s hair before.

Questions. I Have Them.

Has anyone asked how someone with Trump's money can have such a crappy fake tan? 🤔

#JawsLife


A Riddle.

Wonder which party he voted for. Oh well a complete mystery, I guess.

Thoughts. I Have Them.

‪If Hallmark holiday movies have taught me anything, it’s that tiny towns in the middle of nowhere have curiously robust taxi cab services. 🤔

WWI at 100

No show ever conveyed the utter madness of war like Blackadder did.

Thoughts. I Have Them.

If Ahmad Rashad asks you to be a groomsman at his next wedding I’d suggest some serious self-reflection on your part. 🤔

Thing That Actually Happened Last Weekend

I think I just had an argument about whether or not Bounty paper towels are really the “quicker picker-upper” with an 8 year-old who finally admitted she’d never used any other brand.

State du Moi

Can’t really say that arguing with a two year-old through clenched teeth to turn down Peppa Pig on his iPad so I could better hear Lifetime’s latest classic movie Sorority Stalker is my proudest moment of the day.

Ahh, Memories!


OFAH Top 10

You can't go wrong with any Top 10 list of Only Fools and Horses episodes but this one only has 2 that are also on my list, which is obviously the one you should consider to be definitive. 


Thursday, November 08, 2018

This is the Greatest Twitter Thread of My Lifetime.
































Friday, November 02, 2018

Thoughts. I Have Them.

I'm fairly shocked that It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia hasn’t done a straight-up parody of Rocky. Charlie as Rocky, Frank as Mickey and the Waitress as Adrian. 

Thanksgiving Covers Everybody!!!

The folks over at Eater are asking which food magazine has the best Thanksgiving cover this year.

Me? I vote for the Southern Living one, I like the way the dishes look like they're cascading down.

Memory Lane du Jour.

I once had a woman say "I want you to fuck me like an animal." I was shocked. "Oh my god," I said, "you heard about that??!?!!?"