I sent an email today to get the boy into a certain music class, a class I knew might be filled to capacity already. To give our chances a little boost, to "grease the skids" as they say, I found myself casually dropping that I was close with Lil Bear (my godson, see below), her star pupil from a previous class. I mean, can it get any lower than this? Is this actually happening; am I really using a 2 year-old kid to get something I want? Jesus. Name-dropping my 2 year-old godson. New low, table for one please.
(the boy refused to let me use his photo here out of pure shame. "You sorry fuck! The only thing 2 years old you need to be trying to use is that rubber covered in dust in your wallet, faggot!")
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