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Thursday, June 12, 2008

Jonas Brothers

The Jonas Brothers are the killer bees of the music world, aren't they? For months and months, it's been The Jonas Brothers are Coming!! The Jonas Brothers are Coming!! The Jonas Brothers are Coming!! Meanwhile, has anybody actually laid eyes on these people? Heard one snippet of music even? Every awards show, I read in the paper "rumors of a Jonas Brothers appearance..." Wtf? Very weird. Ah, the Jonas Brothers. Like a woman in my bed: always coming, never seen in daylight, and has three penises. Sweet.
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