Yes Michelle, I'll Still Do You, Even Now

Extending her streak for sounding like a complete fucking idiot every time she opens her mouth (The Iron Horse of Buffoons), Michelle Bachmann is now claiming that CO2 is a byproduct of nature, so we shouldn't bother doing anything on global warming.

Carbon dioxide, Mister Speaker, is a natural byproduct of nature. Carbon dioxide is natural. It occurs in Earth. It is a part of the regular lifecycle of Earth. In fact, life on planet Earth can't even exist without carbon dioxide. So necessary is it to human life, to animal life, to plant life, to the oceans, to the vegetation that's on the Earth, to the, to the fowl that -- that flies in the air, we need to have carbon dioxide as part of the fundamental lifecycle of Earth.

Hey, you know what else is a natural occurrence on Earth? Wildfires. But we seem to spend a lot of time frantically fighting those, don't we? I mean, we haven't shut down the country's fire departments yet, have we? What would we do without all those hunky calenders?

Also a good example is hurricanes. Oh, wait; we DON'T do anything with them when they hit black people.

One day, someone on the Right is gonna turn his brain on and realize there might be $$$$ to be made fighting global warming. Until then, we hafta listen to assclown arguments like this.