Shits Abouttsta Get for Reals All Up in England

Xmastime buddy MARLEY has been traipsing around England this week, and ran into this asshole today:

True story, gleaned from Hampton Court. Henry VIII's diet was seventy five percent meat.  So is mine.

While there, I was minding my own business, listening to a cranky Henry VIII impersonator dress down a 10 year old boy for not having a sword, when he said, "you need to practice every day so you can grow up to be strong as my yeoman" and then he pointed at me and said "and not puling and bookish, like that man."  What a dick.

In other words, England just fucked up.