Playing with the boy earlier, with his collection of toys that all insist on making animal noises, I started thinking "is a frog the only animal whose signature noise (ribbit) is one letter away from being another animal (rabbit)?" Then of course I thought of a dog saying woof is one letter off of wolf, so that's that.
Then I started thinking wouldn't it be funny to have a website where people can send in pictures of themselves pretending to have sex with their pets? Not REALLY having sex, of course. Something like holding the dog's head in your crotch, looking like she's blowing you. Or holding a kitten and pretending you're fucking it from behind. Seriously, cracking me up right now. Dying.
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