In America.

Sully on the hypocrisy of Washington and marijuana:

The cowardice comes from not wanting to disturb the sacred status of American hypocrisy. The truth is: most Americans have no real problem with pot-smoking; they just don't want public approval of it. The way to achieve this, of course, is to legalize it and try to stigmatize it. But that wouldn't be hypocritical enough. To get to true American levels of hypocrisy - you know: how Sarah Palin and Newt Gingrich are fighters for family values, but Barack Obama isn't - you have to keep it illegal, and use the laws to arrest, harrass and penalize black and brown youngsters - while mainly allowing the American middle and upper classes to cannabinate in peace.

The upshot: if you're white and have some money, you're free to smoke as much pot as you want; if you're not white, we will expend whatever resources and costs it takes to put you in jail.

After all, it's not my fault you weren't smart enough to be born white.