This guy lists
5 Signs the Rich Have Too Much Money:
2) You can get a $5,000 hamburger for lunch. The Fleur de Lys restaurant in Las Vegas at Mandalay Bay offers the “Fleurburger 5000″ for
$5,000. The burger consists of a Kobe beef patty “topped with a rich
truffle sauce and served on a brioche truffle bun. And this burger comes
with its own beverage, a bottle of 1990 Chateau Petrus that is served
in Ichendorf Brunello stemware that you get to keep.”
Yes, I know you're worried since it's been more than 7 minutes since
I last linked to myself:
2) I think a good barometer of how much money we misspend in this
country is the fact that toilet paper has different colors and patterns.
What is this for? You know there’s some companies whose sole job is
to spend millions on figuring out the market etc “people like blue”.
What the fuck. I mean, is there anything else we have ever created that
has a more ignominious ending as a piece of toilet paper? You spend
your life in the dark, rolled up tight with the other guys, and then the
second you finally see the light of day BAM!!! You’re being scraped
against someone’s asshole having shit smeared on you. The bottom line
is always the same, yet for some reason we’re compelled to have
different colors/patterns etc. “I’ll spend the extra 20 cents a roll if
there’s sailboats on my tp.” Camon.
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