Solutions. I Have Them.

Via Matt Yglesias, we that assortative mating is driving up income inequality.

Sigh. If only someone had come up with a solutions years ago OHWAITFUCKINGWAIT they did:

I guess we're supposed to be excited Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush broke up. As if either one of them would give you or me the time of fucking day. Who cares if they get married; that's just two more outrageously rich people insulating themselves from us. Throwing their huge wads of cash together, not helping us.

I think there should be a law wherein rich people can't marry each other. There should be a formula  - say, for every million you have, you hafta divide FROM one million to determine the ceiling of whom you can marry. For instance, if you're worth $10M, you can only marry someone who makes up to $100K. $20M, that's $50K. And on and on.

You're welcome.

Let's spread that cash round, rich motherfuckers!!!!!!!

$(X)M can marry $1M/X.

I think. 

You're welcome, Earth.