The thing about sharks is that, just like snakes, they're especially
scary because here's something that could kill you and it doesn't even
have arms and legs. Normally you'd think "well, this guys got no limbs,
this should be no problem" but next thing you know you're shark
doo-doo. The difference being, of course, to get eaten by a shark you
hafta make the effort to go to the shark - unlike a snake, you pretty
much know that sharks are in the ocean and that's it. You're not gonna
find a Great White curled up under your sink, waiting for you like a
snake would. - XMASTIME
The Bronx Cobra is back, and pissed there's a Shark Week
but no Snake Week:
It’s Shark Week. A week where the world watches these majestic killers
of the deep swim and circle and eat fish and…yawn. Really? Sharks? Oooh,
I’m sooo scared. If I go out of my way to charter a boat, go miles off
shore, and chum the water to attract a shark, I could be eaten alive by
this monstrous fish if I also happen to climb over the railing leaving
the complete and utter safety of the boat. SCARY!
Love this guy!
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