I'm doing my part by pointing out that 15 years ago today I wrote about Glory Road, which is maybe the single-most offensively shitty movie in history:
...And I love that he recruits these kids because of their playground style of play, he's enamored with their freewheeling slicing and dicing. So of course the second they start practice he turns into Norman Dale. 18 passes before any shot, no fancy dribbling, and knuckles deep in Barbara Herschey (ugh.) This is like seeing Jenna Jameson in one of her "films", deciding to seek her out, actually go out on a date with her, bring her home, and then get upset cause she wants you to fuck her. "We're going to church, I'm meeting your parents and we're gonna have a scrapbook of our companionship memories before we do any of that stuff, buster!!!" ...READ MORE
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