Decided to get a slice of Buffalo chicken pizza
Oooooooh, my new earpod headphones showed up, I'll try them while eating my pizza!
Immediately drop left earpod onto pizza
Into the part of the slice that has the the most sitting blue cheese dressing
Ugh. Fucking wipe the crap off the earpod with paper towel
Go to drop paper towel on top of pizza since I'm done
Drop the earpod right back into blue cheese instead
Fuck this shit, I'm going back to bed
And I hate blue cheese anyway
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