Questions. I Have Them.

What do you do if you’ve made a big deal of making sure the waitress understands you when you tell her you need “a lot” of napkins and then at the end of the meal you realize you’ve only used one of those napkins and now the waitress is going to see by the huge stack of unused napkins that you wasted her fucking time with? Do you perform an act of apology by setting the unused napkins aside, signaling you’re aware of your mistake and maybe the napkins can be recirculated (however unlikely a scenario in which that would happen actually exists) or do you put on End of Meal Theatre, hurriedly crumpling up the remaining napkins & running them through the remains on your plate as much as you can so at least when she returns to the table after you're gone she can think "oh thank god, this fucking slob really did need all these napkins, great"????? 🤔 🤷‍♂️