Like a lot of people I swelled with pride the other day when Barack Obama, the president of the United States, declared that for his little tea party with Gates/Crowley he would be drinking that most American of beers: Budwesier. No fancy-schmancy micro-brewed hipster nonsense for him; no thanks, gimme the hot dog/apple pie/Chevy of beers (cue 1980 Olympic hockey team jumping into each other's arms) he said.
But it just dawned on me - Budwesier is no longer American!!! Last July, it was sold to ..... BELGIUM! Belgium!! Which is in Europe... and you know what Europeans loooooooooove, doncha?
S O C I A L I S M!!
For fuck's sake, 32% of Belgians speak French!!! And now our "president" is sending out a signal with his beer choice - Socialist sleepers cells are coming to life throughout the land, desperate to pay for your healthcare, lower your cost of public transportation and, even worse, PAY FOR YOUR HEALTHCARE!!!!!!! They're swarming us now!!!!!! Where are those fucking shetland ponies when we need them??
Nice try L'Obama, but you gotta get up a little earlier to fucking fool me. The word is out! Gee, I don't remember him professing his love for Bud before it was sold a year ago, do you? Gee. Isn't that interesting?
You have officially been Xmastimed. NEXT!!!!
1 comment:
It should have been Iron City or Black Label or Genessee.
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