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Wednesday, March 03, 2010

2010 mr. mamalizza list

guest post my mamalizza


10. spicoli (when there's a bagel in his pants)


9. kid rock (my love for him has got me in many fights re. taste)


8. matt dillon (in little darlings)


7. young axl rose (pre-hair plugs)


6. edward (robert pattinson)


5. bruce (a new entry this year!)


4. jeremy shockey (i like them big and stupid! -julie brown)


3. ryan gosling (on most everyone's top ten)


2. russel crowe (gladiator)


drumroll please..........

1. dh (before he had kids though.)

9 comments:

ope said...

ah yes. the wknd i declared i aint the marryin kind.

Marley said...

http://www.entertonement.com/clips/zzyxhkcwfg--I'm-your-HuckleberryTombstone-Val-Kilmer-Doc-Holliday-

mamalizza said...

i'm your huckleberry?

Xmastime said...

ohoh. (distracting Op with balloon animals)

mamalizza said...

that's not what i meant! doh!

Xmastime said...

this is why i got out of the blog game. the violence!!!

Marley said...

http://www.entertonement.com/clips/vdfhynvmbq--if-you-weren't-my-friend-I-couldn't-bear-itTombstone-Val-Kilmer-Doc-Holliday-

Eric Reiberg said...

The old Xmastime would've made a comment involving Tatum O'Neal, Kristy McNichol, a tub of mayonnaise and a zucchini. He has clearly grown wiser and more mature during his hiatus.

Xmastime said...

clearly. i havent mentioned squirrels fisting in weeks.