Girls. It Never Ends.

Just as with our giving omen a chance to be funny based on how hot they are, we seem to spend more time on female athletes that are hot instead of whether or not they/re, you know, the best at what they do. For example, Sully points out Sarah Robles, America's strongest woman, who has a great shot at winning a Gold Medal in London. But, since she's huge and not very attractive, we've never heard of her, will never hear from her again, and won't think about her ever, ever again, much less shower her with money/attention.

Meanwhile, you can't swing a dead rat around without hit Lolo Jones online or on tv. People are popping hamstrings to give her money to endorse their products. I sat through some stupid hour-long documentary on her the other day, purely because she's hot as balls. And yet nobody on Planet Earth thinks she has an even remote chance of winning an Olympic medal.


Which one will you be watching/rooting for? Hmm. Gee. IT's a mystery!!