I wanna invent an iPhone App just so I can name it with the 'remove vowels from the name’ construct that's so beloved by the younger generations out there. I don't know what my App will do, but I do know what it will be named: Aieaia.
An Aieaia is a genus of moths, meaning I can use it to name my new app as long as it has anything even remotely to do with some “drawing people to the light!” bullshit.
So once I’ve removed the vowels, therein giving it the seal of approval so valued by these young people, it will look like this:
I mean, how great would that look? On a bumper sticker:
On a t-shirt:
On your comically oversized water bottle:
Is that my Aieaia logo on Kim Kardashian's ass right now? Maybe! Is it on Mount Rushmore right now? Could be!
LOOKING FOR INVESTORS EVERYBODY 💰💰💰💰
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