ROAD HOUSE Regrets

DALTON: All you have to do is follow three simple rules. One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected. Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary. And three, be nice.

You know, Dalton easily could've taken credit for a coupla more of his rules if he'd divided them up differently:

DALTON: All you have to do is follow six simple rules: one, never underestimate your opponent. Two, expect the unexpected. Three, take it outside. Four, never start anything inside the bar unless five, it's absolutely necessary. And six, be nice.

Selfless, sweet, sweet selfless Dalton. 😔