You People are Warned.

The particular size of this bag is dangerous because:

1) of all the various sizes of peanut butter cups, which is probably my all-time #1 snack, this is the best one
2) they are absolutely intoxicating to eat
3) if the bag was huge, or even just the size of a normal chips bag or some shit you'd look at it & think "okay, I'll grab a handful of these amazing motherfuckers & put the bag away"
4) BUT
5) the bag is actually juuuuuuuuuuuuuuust small enough that after your initial assault, the remaining amount has tipped over into that netherland that isn't enough to justify putting them away & saving for later...
6) ...but also juuuuuuuuuuuuuuust enough to make you feel like a fat piece of shit for inhaling them all in one sitting

DAMMIT REESE'S MINI'S YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARDS!!!! 

I HATE YOU SO MUCH!! (because I love you too much)