I've made a decision. First of all, the Cowboys can still get to the playoffs by beating the Giants themselves next week. But who really gives a shit anyway - they've won exactly one playoff game in 15 years; the odds of them getting to the Super Bowl is almost zero. Therein, even if it means the Cowboys sit out the playoffs, I wanna see the Jets and their fat fuck loud mouth ass of a coach go down in flames on Christmas Eve in front of the entire country. Besides, isn't the Super Bowl more about Watty buying a bunch of Popeyes chicken anyway?
Of course, a meteor hitting the stadium in the middle of the game and blowing away both teams would be ideal, but hey. I'm not asking for too much.
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