To even dream that ANY president would roll back executive power
is a pretty far-fetched dream of naivete. It's like breaking up with
your high school girlfriend and thinking that with her next boyfriend
she'll start back at necking and light petting. Sorry Skippy, but she
picks up right where she left off: toothy blowjobs and ball-licking.
- XMASTIME
COCA-COLA is so graciously getting into the anti-obesity business,
via a new ad:
In the ad, slated to hit airwaves this week, Coca-Cola encourages soda
drinkers to step away from its regular and oversized beverages—though
they fully intend to keep producing them—and instead feast their eyes on
the portion-control cans coming soon to a grocery store near you.
Of course. Makes perfect sense. Like The Colonel telling chickens about the salads he has to offer.
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