Dreams. I Have Them.

5) I’m starting a “Dudes Whose Lives I’d Like to Have” list. So far I got Hugh Hefner, Jimmy Buffet and Derek Jeter. As great as it’d be they each have their drawbacks, I suppose. Hef’s old. Buffett, you’d hafta sing Margaritaville every day. Jeter’s not 100% white. I guess it’s true, nobody’s perfect. - XMASTIME

I'm adding Benny Hill to this lst, even though he died over 20 years ago. MF got paid a ton of dough for making ribald 3rd grade jokes and surrounding himself with hot, scantily-clad women. Cap doffed, old sir.