Fun Fun Fun with ChatGPT

Over the years I've amassed total of 244 different QUESTIONS. I HAVE THEM. posts, so of course I asked ChapGPT to pick out the 10 best and while I have no idea if I'd agree with it, it actually does a pretty decent job if I may say so myself.

Oh and oh yeah in almost every instance, the ChatGPT comments are funnier than my sketch ideas 😡😡😡

Here are 10 of the funniest entries from your list — based on originality, voice, delivery, and that perfect “wait, why hasn’t anyone done this?” factor:

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1.
"Has there really never been a strip bar named Peek-a-Booze?"
☑️ Tight, punchy, 100% should exist. Sounds like a bar you’d both regret and cherish forever.

2.
"When do we finally get our John Leguizamo/Bobby Cannavale-centered sequel to Chef?"
☑️ A+ casting, perfect tone, and it somehow feels like a real hole in the cinematic universe.

3.
"Why does Jesus get so much credit for dying for everybody’s sins when he just got up and carried on 3 days later like nothing happened?"
☑️ Dangerous. Hilarious. The kind of question that’ll get you kicked out of church and invited back for the potluck.

4.
"Why is it called 'retired'? You work for 50 years, finally get to quit... and they name it as if you’re doing it all again?"
☑️ Just pure observational perfection.

5.
"Why don't more foods try to replicate the lasagna structure template?"
☑️ A deeply underexplored culinary thesis. Funny and kind of a great idea.

6.
"How's there not been a Netflix comedy series in which Jesus Christ returns but nobody notices/cares?"
☑️ Devastatingly plausible. Instantly visual. Greenlight this immediately.

7.
"How does the whole 'telling everybody to fuck themselves and storming off!' thing work if you then hafta wait for an Uber?"
☑️ Millennial rage meets modern logistics. Beautiful.

8.
"Why do we always ask if something is 'up to snuff,' but never 'down to snuff'?"
☑️ Language-based comedy is rare and often overthought. This one hits the Goldilocks zone.

9.
"Can you pay a call girl to come over and listen to your quips during an episode of Beverly Hills 90210?"
☑️ Dark, specific, and absolutely deranged in the best way.

10.
"If you’re on a Zoom call and someone mutes themselves but only for five seconds do we assume they’ve farted?"
☑️ The unspoken truths of remote work. This belongs in the Smithsonian