...I've given the Doritos & Oreos people a lot of shit for pumping out so many ridiculous flavors after starting out with a home run and so I gotta say, the Combos people have been pretty chill for decades about that stuff, seemingly perfectly content with whatever flavors they started out with 10 minutes after starting the goddam company. I salute you, Combos!
and this:
Cheerios has joined the Oreos people/Doritos people/anybody making food people and suddenly there’s gazillion new Cheerios flavors to try.
And now I'm concerned that my beloved Cheez-its, what with its new shitty pizza that I was way too generous with and now its new snack mix/Wendy's Baconator thing/whatever they come up with tomorrow, may be losing the plot to their own greatness.

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