Xmastime Classixxx

Here's an oldie but a goodie. No reason, just feeling generous with you people today.

"As a matter of fact no, I am not your waiter."

"No No, I Know What I-...Well, If I Could Just-...I Just...But I-...No, I-...Okay, Fine...What are Today's Specials?"

"I said, 'WHERE ARE THE JOBS, ASSHOLE?'"

And That's When It Really Hit The Room: Sammi and Ronnie Might Actually Be Done For Good This Time.

"I'm Sorry but You'll Hafta Come Back Later, My Wife Usually Hands Out the Candy..."

"So we all agree...Bloomin' Onion to start?"

"...He Kept Choking Her, and I was Hollering 'Junebug We Got the the Money, Let's Get the Fuck Outta here..."

Ah Yes, That 31st Minute after Calling Dominos. We've All Been There, Mr. President.

"These Fuckers Wanna Challenge Me When it Comes to CPT? Really?"